Yo momma so stupid… Yo mamma so stupid that she sold her car for gas money. Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama's so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed! Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged. Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius. Yo mama's so stupid instead of taking #4 bus she took the #2 bus twice. Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911. Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store. Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.
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You better HUSH Lara, I am a "natural" BLONDE!!!!!!! Besides "Blondes have MORE fun", but yỏu couldn't possibley know that because you have "dark" hair, girlfriend..... LOL Kelly
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Sooner or later, you are going to learn, just as I did, that there is a difference between KNOWING the path and WALKING the path.
You should find some redneck jokes. Those are some of the funniest and yet some of the stupidest ones I have heard. I recently heard a story about two rednecks.
They both wanted to play football for a school and so in order to play that had to pass a test. They started taking the test and then one looked over to the other after reading one of the questions that said "Old McDonald had a ______" He asked his friend what the answer was and his friend said, "Boy you is so stupid everyone knows Old McDonald had a FARM. He said OK then he asked another question "how do you spell FARM. By this time his friend was about ready to hit him and he goes, "ain't you ever heard that song its easy you spell it E I E I O"