A businessman sent a fax to his wife:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs which you, at 54 years, can no longer satisfy. However, I am otherwise very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight".
When the man came home, he found the following note on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and I thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that we are both the same age. At the same time I would like to inform you that I, too, have certain needs which you no longer satisfy. As you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old and very fit.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference which you will easily appreciate; 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18!! Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow".
P.S.: Your dinner is in the fridge.
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