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[hilovesumo]

Dave works hard at the plant
and spends most evenings
bowling or playing basketball at the gym.

His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard,
so for his
birthday
she takes him
to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks
if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave.
"He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated,
a waitress asks Dave
if he'd like his usual
and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife
is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know
that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League,
honey.
We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table,
throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him
and says
"Hi Davey.
Want your usual table dance,
big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious,
grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her
getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door,
he jumps in beside her.
Dave tries desperately to explain
how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4 letter word
in the book.

BUT,
JUST AS IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT WEAKEN,
The cabby turns around and says,
"Geez Dave,
you picked up a real bitch
this time."

[Tacaza]

Hmm, Dave seems to have been playing basketball at the strip club every evening