Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for ?" One of his friends asked. " That the talking clock. " He replied. " How's it work?" "Watch" the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall " Knock it off, you idiot ! It's two o'clock in the morning !"
Blond girls
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle, Nancy prays it on her wrist and smells it "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?" Kathy takes a sniff and replies "That is nice, What's it called?" "Viens a moi" replies Nancy. "Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help " Viens a moi, ladies, means "come to me" in French" Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks " That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"
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