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[Dynatomic]

• Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
• Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
• Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
• Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

[laranguyen]

those must for blonde girls