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• Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
• Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
• Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
• Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

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Yo momma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid instead of taking #4 bus she took the #2 bus twice.
Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.