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[baker221]

Hi ev'rybody,
I'm a newcomer .Here is a joke to mark the day I join this 4room.hope you like it.



Heaven's Clock

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a HUGE wall of clocks
behind him.

She asked, "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will
move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she has never told a lie in all her long life."

"And whose clock is that?", said Hillary.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved
twice, telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire
life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan."

[Diễm Quyên]

That's funny baker, just don't understand who Bill is.
Here's my very short story:

What Time Is It ?

First Drunkard : "Say, know what time is it ?"

Second Drunkard : "Yeah."

First Drunkard : "Thanks!"