If you are a Net addict,you may somtimes find your computer get into some faults like 400,or 401...etc.But,have you ever wodered that women can also cause you the same.You don't believe?that's okay!just have a look at these "faults" below and see....
400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all?
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: "God! You were FAN-TASTIC! "
SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine...
ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* "Where the hell do think you're putting that?!?!"
Oh girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody can show if women are like something esle?
Sep 12 2005, 08:37 PM
