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[Dynatomic]

• Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
• Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
• Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
• Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

[Trick]

You should find some redneck jokes. Those are some of the funniest and yet some of the stupidest ones I have heard. I recently heard a story about two rednecks.

They both wanted to play football for a school and so in order to play that had to pass a test. They started taking the test and then one looked over to the other after reading one of the questions that said "Old McDonald had a ______" He asked his friend what the answer was and his friend said, "Boy you is so stupid everyone knows Old McDonald had a FARM. He said OK then he asked another question "how do you spell FARM. By this time his friend was about ready to hit him and he goes, "ain't you ever heard that song its easy you spell it E I E I O"