Yeah, poor Keanu. There's just something in the smile in this picture that we could never see now. I drive past the telephone pole his ex crashed into a few times a week; either her mother, Keanu or one of her friends still puts fresh flowers there every month. I’m a turbo dad just like a normal dad but much faster shirt. Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination, unless it's with Keanu Reeves, in which case the Lord doth smile upon you and bless thy union as totally not gay." There's a picture of Harrison Ford floating around from the 70's I think that makes me question myself. This is only half true. He reproduces asexually via mitosis and the two fight to the death to decide who the true Keanu is.