Dịch Anh - Việt đêêêêêêêêêêêê!!!!!, Vui tí

Anh em thử dịch mấy câu truyện sau ra tiếng Việt xem sao. Dịch word-to-word nhá:

A person flock Mr. catch fruit mourning wife body external love. He draw gun out intend shoot wife and person love of her. But he flood stop then out order his wife:
- You stand before face person other
Person wife tremble ask:
- To do what?
- To save bullet!


Son-in-law speak to father wife:
- You should precious grandchild external new right
The father wife ask:
- Star?
Son-in-law:
- Because he target true is grandchild of you, main your daughter give birth to. Grandchild internal then sure what!
Father wife quick wit reply:
- Take what make guarantee wife you main is child gut of me?