this game is so vicious,
it`s delicious
-- s u r v i v o r
F.E.A.R:
fuck
everything
and
run 
if i was a gun,
i would bang the hell out of you
TheTeenager 10 Commandments
1. Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping
(why wait ?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer)
3. Thou shall not steal form K-Mart
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents
(everyone knows Grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get in fights
(just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class
(hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex
(as Nike says....'just do it')
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street
(just leave them in the middle)
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations
when smoking is prohibited there ?
hey skank,
just because you start the shit,
doesn`t mean you are the shit.
Why do we drive on parkways
and park on driveways ?
Flirting
(v) : talking with style
they say talk is cheap..
so i bought every word
guys are players and that`s a fact.
don`t get mad and don`t cry..
just play back !
You're just a song
and everyone knows the lyrics.
Screw Phonics.
I`m hooked on you.
if it`s too loud,
you`re too old.
Just like iPods..
hearts are being played all over the world.
Math is emo because no one understands it.
behave like a Simpson,
party like a Hilton.
I hate you like a fat kid hates diets.
What`s before part B ?
.... Part-AYYY !
-- l a g u n a b e a c h
you`re not ugly,
you`re just facially challenged.
i`m so hot that
i make fire stop, drop, and roll
don`t chase them,
replace them !
the tooth fairy teaches children
that they can sell their body parts for money.
i blame her forprostitution.
When I said "i`d hit that",
I meant with a car.
I`m so FRESH,
i`m still in the package
Oh, but men and mascara always run
i`m so tight,
i make spandex look baggy
a girl without freckles is like
a night time sky without stars
sarcasm never gets old
Hate is a strong word,
but I really, really, really, don`t like you.
you are what you eat
therefore avoid fruits and nuts !
Therapy is expensive.
Popping bubble wrap is cheap
she`s an artist...
a good painter actually.
see that smile on her face ?
well it`s her most famous piece
you`ll be my dairy queen,
i`ll be your burger king.
you treat me right,
and i`ll do it your way.
procrastination
is the art
of keeping up with yesterday.
you`ve got to learn to lie
to make everyone happy.
and you`re going to have tocry
to make it on your own
I`m not all that
and a bag of chips..
bitch, i`m the whole party mix
This is an A B conversation
so C your way out
before D and E comeF you up, G
the best memories
are the ones you can't explain...
you just had to be there
our memories are like mixtapes.
they sing me to sleep everynight
God made man before woman because
you always make a rough draft before the masterpiece
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
-- O p r a h W i n f r e y
damn right i`m good in bed.
i can sleep for hours.
Hey baby.
You lookfamiliar..
Ohhhh ! That`s right !
I typed 'beautiful' on google
and your picture showed up
Under California state law,
it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room
don`t harsh my mellow
I like mymoney right where I can see it:
hanging in my closet.
-- s e x a n d t h e c i t y
i don`t play hard to get,
ijust am...
there`s a reason why guy and lie ryhme
i`m not the girl next door,
i`m the bitch across the street
No guy is perfect,
but some of us guys try the best we can
Pain is good. It lets you know you`re alive
-- w o r l d t r a d e c e n t e r
doctor says:
breakfast is for yourself,
lunch is for your friend,
& dinner is for you enemy.
so eat breakfast more than dinner
I`m so black, my pussy taste like menthol
-- f l a v o r o f l o v e
if you don`t practice like it`s agame,
then yourgame will look like practice
-- h i g h s c h o o l m u s i c a l
You have some nice furniturebehind you **
I love you like a two dollar whore
-- g i l m o r e g i r l s
although we adore men individually,
we agree that as a group they`re ratherstupid
-- m a r y p o p p i n s
want some lip chap ?
-- f l a v o r o f l o v e
if i wanted any drama,
i would have signed up for a play.
Girl, you better quit interrupting my prayers before the Lord directs me to whooping your ass
-- f l a v o r o f l o v e
i`m so gangster,
my grillz are gum rappers
you can turn off the sun
but i`m still gonna shine
You`re cooler than a polar bear`s toenails
-- f l a v o r o f l o v e
they call me george foreman, cause i`m selling everybody grillz.
shake it.. but definitely
not like a salt shaker.
when it starts to rain on your parade ..
break out the SLIP and SLIDE !!
be a fruit loop,
in a world of cheerios
she was a slut
S - someone
L - loved
U - until
T - tragedies
when my away message says,
' go away. i don't want to talk
to anyone. '
it really means...
' please IM me. i want to talk to you ' [credits to simplythebest_quotes]
I believe in love like I believe in God; you can`t touch it, you can`t see it, but you can feel itswrath.
-- b o y m e e t s w o r l d
Sex is like a bicycle, if you do it before you`re
ready you`ll fall off & break your head.
i`m so fly, i should have my own airline.
laughter (n): when a smile as an orgasm
Smile, it`s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Candy canes are Santa`s pimp sticks.
i was panicking
before you were even at the disco
being perfect . .
may be okay for barbie.
but just remember,
she ended up with
a guy who had plastic balls
if ductape, band aids, advil,
or tylenol can`t fix it,
you have a serious problem
Got a problem?
Bitch, solve it.
Think I`m trippin?
Tie my damn shoes.
Can`t stand me?
Sit the fuck down.
Can`t face me?
Turn the fuck around
