Some jokes!!!

A Man with Imagination

Banker : "What do you mean by telling me that you had seven years' experience in a bank when you never had a job before ?"

Youth : "Well, you advertised for a man with imagination".

I'm Not Superstitious

Personnel Manager : "Have you had any business experience ?"

Applicant : "No, I've just finished school"

Personnel Manager : "What kind of job are you looking for ?"

Applicant : "I'd like to be some sort of an executive Maybe a vice-president"

Personnel Manager : "But we already had twelve vice-presidents"

Applicant : "that's all right. I'm not superstitious".




The old soldier was telling of his thrilling adventures on the field of battle. "Then," he said, "the surgeons took me up and laid me in the ammunition wagon, and -"

"Look here," said one of his listeners, "you don't mean the ammunition wagon! You mean the ambulance."

"No," he insisted, "I was so full of bullets that they decided I ought to go in the ammunition wagon."